Hi there! Thanks for playing! Please let us know what it was that you couldn't type, so that we can try and fix this in our next patch. Perhaps it's worth making sure that you don't have caps lock on - the game is case sensitive. Thanks!
I despise every piece of the gameaply loop. The need for perfect typing, the rolling animation that just wastes time, and the pop-up advertisements that also waste time? They're all absolutely unenjoyable, and this game filled me with a murderous rage that I never knew was inside me. I also hate that you can never reach the peak.
Bloody excellent job, I loved it, but I never want to play it again.
My only constructive criticism is that I would like a one click button to close all the pop-up windows after each run. Or maybe it's there and I missed it? I dunno.
The BioTech site is a Sisyphean Easter Egg we built for if anyone searched the URL found within the game. BioTech's email also leads to more secrets...
Hi there! Thanks for pointing that one out, we've somehow lost the word 'bit' in that line when transferring it into the game. We'll post a new build soon with some bug fixes. Thanks again!
Very cool very fun! Really captures the feeling of having to write corporate emails, lol. Having to individually close out each pop-up was a little annoying but I definitely think that's what you were going for. The unlockables being for the ball and not Sisyphus was also very funny.
Hi there! We're from the UK, so 'centred' is correct for us. The emails are randomly selected from a pool, so you've got unlucky getting it first! We'll look into ways of having different spellings for different players. Thanks!
Short and sweet. I found the typing mechanics satisfying, which is good. The unlocks were cute enough, I like the sound effects too. The whole experience didn't overstay its welcome, which is surprising given the clear analogy. I ended up unlocking everything, which meant I played longer than I thought I would.
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if you name more longest,you will get more money:)
I press the key It asks me to, but it sends me to the shop :(
Hi there! Thanks for playing! Please let us know what it was that you couldn't type, so that we can try and fix this in our next patch. Perhaps it's worth making sure that you don't have caps lock on - the game is case sensitive. Thanks!
Oh, I didn't know the game is case Sensetive, first letter in the sentense is upper case and I typed lower case, sorry, my bad :)
I despise every piece of the gameaply loop. The need for perfect typing, the rolling animation that just wastes time, and the pop-up advertisements that also waste time? They're all absolutely unenjoyable, and this game filled me with a murderous rage that I never knew was inside me. I also hate that you can never reach the peak.
Bloody excellent job, I loved it, but I never want to play it again.
This is delightful.
My only constructive criticism is that I would like a one click button to close all the pop-up windows after each run. Or maybe it's there and I missed it? I dunno.
Hi there! We wanted the pop-ups to work the way they do to add to the Absurdism (more info in the description here: https://itch.io/b/1474/briefs-2022-an-absurd-collection).
However, there is a speedrun strat if you line up all of the red X's by moving the windows on top of each other. Thanks!
LOVE IT.
This is ridiculous and fun and I absolutely love it.
nice game
Hilarious game that helped me with my typing. I particularly loved the song choices with all the rock puns. Great job!
Nice boulder!
Nice boulder!
VERY COOL GAME!
But I don't understand why I need to wait for navigate in our new website.
The BioTech site is a Sisyphean Easter Egg we built for if anyone searched the URL found within the game. BioTech's email also leads to more secrets...
I like the game, nice design. Words are fun too.
I like the game, though this sentence kinda baffles me: "Would anyone care to join me for a of desk yoga?"
Hi there! Thanks for pointing that one out, we've somehow lost the word 'bit' in that line when transferring it into the game. We'll post a new build soon with some bug fixes. Thanks again!
juegazo me gustaría que se pudiera poner en otros idiomas para aprender a escribir y me viene bien para estudiar ingles
This was a fun game. It really would make a good program to teach/improve typing. Great work!
i dont know how to make a small email but now i do
Very cool very fun! Really captures the feeling of having to write corporate emails, lol. Having to individually close out each pop-up was a little annoying but I definitely think that's what you were going for. The unlockables being for the ball and not Sisyphus was also very funny.
Hi there! We're from the UK, so 'centred' is correct for us. The emails are randomly selected from a pool, so you've got unlucky getting it first! We'll look into ways of having different spellings for different players. Thanks!
Brilliant stuff. Gave me some new email signatures.
Fantastic. Simply awesome.
Brilliant and full of surprises. Enjoyed every moment of it!
this is like rock of ages
Short and sweet. I found the typing mechanics satisfying, which is good. The unlocks were cute enough, I like the sound effects too. The whole experience didn't overstay its welcome, which is surprising given the clear analogy. I ended up unlocking everything, which meant I played longer than I thought I would.
This is good but hard for me :))
This stuff is the pinnacle of comedic typing.
The most fun I've had with a typing game.
Awesome game, if you guys want to see game-play check my channel out, and possibly support by subscribing. we're close to 7k subs!
Original and promising, I recommend!
Finally BioTech updated their website!
That was awesome! Neat premise and fun gameplay :D I totally maxed out everything :)
Loved it :)