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i've got a weird bug, i cant type more than one letter then it goes back to the shop. Can anyone help?

Hi there! Thanks for playing! Please let us know what it was that you couldn't type, so that we can look into what the issue could be. Perhaps it's worth making sure that you are typing a capital letter - the game is case sensitive. We are also yet to test support for keyboard layouts other than English, if that applies to you this may be what is causing some problems.

Thanks!

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ah i wasn't typing with capitals how didn't i think of that? thanks.

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Neither win nor loss, you're always addicted to the store. That is the life always been.

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I hath done what great Sisyphus could not: TYPE.IN THE 21ST CENTURY! BECAUSE HE'S DEAD! 

I WON!
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Awesome game dude (addicting) this brought back memories from my computer typing class. 

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Haha that was fun.

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genuinely, this game made me understand critics who say "games shouldn't be 100% fun all the time" without having to play punishing long-form games like pathologic or dark souls. i feel my soul being crushed by each slip of the finger without losing many hours of progress. microdosing on suffering and then being compensated with a silly hat afterward. good game

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pretty simple game, yet pretty fun

Joe Momma

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I tried to type the first word but "died" after typing G, the first letter of the word.

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Hi there! Sorry to hear you're having trouble. The game is case sensitive, but let us know if that isn't the issue and we'll try and recreate it. Thanks!

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Ohhh!!! Thank you, it fixed the issue^^

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i exist

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yeah right

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Spamming X

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this game made me want to die, love it!

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Great game! I played it all the way through and loved it! It was a little annoying to close all the tabs every time to start typing again (a "close all", or "back to work" button would be nice), but regardless, fabulous job.

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a simple popup explaining that they KEEP their position would have helped direct you to stacking them. removed the annoyance for me. 

Love the animation/sound effects devs, if you're reading there's a flaw on the email to "Geoff" might be a double space or a string that doesn't match. Larger error in inputs would be the thought of whether or not a 'space' is needed at the end of a line. Different emails were inconsistent. And no, I'm no fun at parties <3 

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Hi there! Thanks for your thoughts, we're going to release the patch soon which addresses these points and more. Thanks again!

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Lol, imagine complaining about the annoyance of mandatory repetitive labor in a game dedicated to literally emulating the Sisyphean experience 😂

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Hilarious and hopeless all at the same time.

Superbly silly commentary on the idiocy of the modern workplace and love the way the developer of this game responds to player comments as it's so fitting.

Excellent spin on the typing sim.

Matthew Hornbostel, https://matthornb.itch.io

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This game is frankly a hundred times better than it has any right to be. It’s stupid, right? It’s all stupid all the way down. And yet I love everything about it. I had a laugh with my buddies about it and now I’m actually getting into it. I’m blaming you for this, BioTech!

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sick idea and execution, it really makes typing rewarding and the aesthetics are really cool. Thanks for making!

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I just got to know, is there an ending? Will I ever reach the peak or is it just a hopeless dream?

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Here at BioTech, we believe anything is possible with enough commitment and diligence!

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Awesome game, however for some reason in a certain point of the game, it was stuck in caps lock and i had to hold shift to do lowercase. What happened? (And yes i tried pressing caps lock again, it did nothing.)

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Hi there! We've not encountered that before, can you give any details as to when it happened? (After buying something / changing tab etc) Thanks!

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I had bought 2 new rocks and 1 rock skin. Then, after finishing some emails and a few accidental clicks out of the window, it started happening. I don't really know how to describe exactly when it happened, but my best guess is this happened because i clicked out of the window in caps lock or something.

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Thanks for letting us know, we'll try and recreate it to fix for the next patch

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That was INCREDIBLY fun, thank you so much for such a hilarious twist on so many concepts. <3

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How do you play? As soon as I type the first letter I fail. Do you need to press all the keys at the same time or is this some kind of bug?

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Hi there! Thanks for playing! Please let us know what it was that you couldn't type, so that we can look into what the issue could be. Perhaps it's worth making sure that you are typing a capital letter - the game is case sensitive. We are also yet to test support for keyboard layouts other than English, if that applies to you this may be what is causing some problems.

Thanks!

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The ending makes it worth it.

(i went on a shopping spree)

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h_ooooooo Hi

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Thanks again for those passwords :) They really are a nice extra.

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I've never been one for Typing games however this one intrigued me! I felt stress and success while watching all my work tumble down before me! Great game!!!

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I've never played a game that made me feel so much justified frustration and reasonless cheerfulness within 5 minutes. Great work!

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beautifu

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Never before has typing emails been so frustrating, addictive, and mythology-infused. 10/10

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Ahoy!

I'm having trouble with saving my progress, 

If you could, please send someone in maintenance to help me figure out the mechanics. Thanks!

Kind regards,

Pixie 

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Good-Morrow,

There currently isn't an option to save progress as the game is intended to be completed within 30-60 minutes.

Maintenance are on route to your location to tell you this in person.

Burn after reading,

Alex

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The weirdest combination of things but it's so funny. Great experience

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I'm constantly bouncing between cackling over the game, gnashing my teeth at my lack of typing accuracy at full speed, and watching my balance like a hawk so I can unlock the Burger King hat.

Update: Never mind, just unlocked the Burger King hat. I had to take a minute to recover.

Incredible game! I'm questioning my sanity by willingly typing so many work emails on my day off, but it's worth every new discovery I make as I play. Great job and hats off to you!

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I haven't laughed so hard playing a video game in a long time. Thank you, the humor is on point!

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Loving this game. I depend on autocorrect way too much, and this is helping me with my accuracy.

Small bug: Not sure if this is connected with an ultra-wide screen resolution, but some lines don't appear right (see attached).

Keep up the good work. A programmer's job is never done.

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Hi there! Thanks for playing, and for catching this bug. Was it just this one line that was displaying wrong or did it happen on multiple emails? We will try and look into this as soon as we can and patch it for the next update. Thanks!

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Howdy!

I attest that this very same bug occurred at my office too, while I was using the web version. It seems that I was typing another text though I don’t have the lines.

Please also look for double spaces in your content, as it already happened to me once. You can probably find it with the “Search and replace” feature of your favorite text editor.

Cheers,

Leirda

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Hilarious setting and the mechanics are perfectly frustrating!

I will admit I tried to get over the hill for way too long, but--like the real Sisyphus--I was happy doing it.I hope I'll make a game as cool as this eventually, good job. 

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This is very cool! Very unique typing game experience

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I love this game, but I gotta ask, is it actually possible to get over the hill? 

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Here at BioTech, we believe anything is possible with enough hard work and dedication!

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whenever i try to buy a second new rock it takes my money but the rock stays the same

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hmm... maybe buy a third new rock?

let us know how it goes!

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Great style and idea!

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This game is great but is there a way to close the popup windows using the keyboard.
Considering this game exists to help you type accurately i think it would be great.

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Hi there! We've seen this request pop up a couple of times so are looking into it for the next update.
This game was built for an absurdist game collection. For more info check the description here: BRIEFS 2022 - an absurd collection Thanks!

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Ahoy,

Could be beneficial to touch base IRL?

Best wishes,

Ms Choksondik

password. Southpark

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RE: Today's Meeting,

Please refrain from typing out your personal passwords at the end of internal messages. If you require help with logging in, email enquiries.biotech@gmail.com 

With anticipation,

Alex

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im ready for the Web 1.0 aesthetic to wash over us already

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Phenomenal. You guys did a great job. We can't stop playing this!

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Thank you! We're huge fans of the Dread X Collections so it means a lot that you enjoyed!

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